Left my computer for a few minutes...
What the hell are you all DOING?!
thisismestandingup: “I’M RIGHT HERE YA IDJITS.” “BALLS.”
heysammy: sourwolf: hey guys remember that time dean checked out a naked man on a bed?
When you see a clever post:
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?
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10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
"You're not superstitious, are you?"
uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM...