it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
GODDAMNIT
June 2013
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
what if years were tiny animals that followed us around so if we were 17 years old we had a little crew of 17 creatures trailing behind us
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY









